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                --==>>  THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS  <<==--
                    as you've NEVER seen them before!
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         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
   ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
   Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Nancy Reagan-type
                   with milk     after milking     cow with milk


         (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O *
*  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|          ||,---||
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
     Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc







         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
*  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
    on grass         on cow

          (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
          (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
  /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
 * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
    ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
 ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
  Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
    a shit            shit             kicked out of her


         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.



         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
   ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)

American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow



         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
*  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate         Cow who used Jolt to wash
                    psychadelic mushrooms    down psychadelic mushrooms


                                         /\                  __
                                        /  \                 ||
             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
       ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  to George Washington       this cow                   cow


                                                 (__)
         *        (__)                           (oo)
          \       (oo)                     /------\/
           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
            ||----||                    *  ||----||
            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
       to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday


                  (___)               (__)      (__)
                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
           /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
          / |     ||V                   |        |
         *  ||----||                    ||------||
            ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
                                     cow had four legs or e



               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty



                        (__)                        (__)
                ^^      (oo)                        (--)
            ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
         ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
       ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
    ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                             (What a bod, huh guys?)


               )\               (__)
              /  \              (oo)
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
           Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)


        *                                                 (__)
         \                                                (DD)
          \                                        /-------\/
          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
        \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
        \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
         \||\ \\/               Cow chugging brews and staring at
          ^^ \||                sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
           \\ ||
            \\||
             \||
              ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
               \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
 Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                / / /    (oo)|      / /
   ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
    ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
        @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
     /--UU--\/        (____________)
    / |    ||                             Cow sheltering from English Weather
   *  ||---||

   (New) Jersey Cow


                       O O                 O O
                        \ \               / /
                         \ \          (__) /
          (__)            \ \         (xx)/
          (DD)             \ +--------+\//
   /-------\/               \|        | /
  / |     ||                 +--------+
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
            at Gillies in Texas


         o  o
         |__|             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
 bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
 male relative     cow              cow            cow
 cow





                       x
                   xxxx|xxxx
                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                       |
                      //
                (__) //                        (__)   (__)
                (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
         /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
        / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
          ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
     Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows


                            o        o             (__)    ^
                             \      /              (oo)   /
                              \    /           _____\/___/
             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
             (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
    /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
     ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                        ^^     ^^           ^    ^

    Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)



            o
            | [---]
            |   |
            |   |                              |------========|
       /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
      |            |                     ___|  |==============|
      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
      \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
       \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
    |               |        *  ||------||-----^
    -----------------           ||      |      |
      /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
     /     ----    \
      ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon




                (__)
               ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
               __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
              /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
             /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
            /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
 |             |             |            H                H       ||
 |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
 Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard


     (  (    )
   ( (     )   )
   ( (         )
  (           / )
 ( ( \\       )
     ( |  // )
       |   |    (__)
       |   |    (oo)                   (__)
       |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
     **|   | ---||                \ __________/
    ``'---------^^
        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie


                   \  |  /         ___________
    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
   |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
   |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
              /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
             / |     ||        ||_______| \
            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
               ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^

                        "Cow Town"


              \ (__)                       (__)
              \\(oo)                       (\/)
         /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
        / |    (##)                / |     ||
       *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
    This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love


         (__)                                              (__)
         (oo)                                              (oo)
  /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
 / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
*  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
   ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
 Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
                         *
                      **   **
                 * **  * * *  **
                *   /  /   \ *  *
             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
            \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
          \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
         /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
                 Cow in Heat


           (___)
           (o o)
     /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
    /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
   |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
   /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
  *  ^^   ^^      ^^
    Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow



         (__)                 \__\                 (__)
         (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
 / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
*  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
   OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow


                 (__)              (__)              \_||_~
                 (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
 / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
*  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
   OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow


         ____
        (____)
                               .xxxx.
         (__)                  '(oo)`
         (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  /-------\/            / |    |============>
 / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
*  ||----||               ~~    ~
   ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
   holy cow            armed and dangerous


         (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
*  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
    A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull





           (---)
           (   )
          /-----\                          (___)
          |     |                          (o o)
          |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
          |  |  |                  /  / \    O
          |  *  |                 *  | O |
          ^^   ^^                    -----
          Coward                  Phone Bull



      |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
     .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
        .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
             !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
                                            :          ^^    ^^
   The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow






                           ...---...
                        ../  / | \  \..
                      ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
                     /  /   /  |  \   \  \
                    /  /   /   |   \   \  \
                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                    \          |          /
                     \         |         /
                      \        |        /
                       \       |       /
                        \      |      /
                         \     |     /
                          \    |    /
                           \   |   /
                            \  |  /
                             \ | /(__)
                              \|/ (oo)
                           /---++--\/
                          / |  || ||
                         *  ||-++-||
                            ^^    ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron




               ..---..                             (__)
              /       \                            (oo)
              |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
              |       |                    / |     ||
              |       |                   *  ||----||
              |       |                      ^^    ^^
              |       |
 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////

             Elvis's Cow.....Or is it alive and living in tax exile???


                      (__)
                      (oo)
         /---+      +--\/
        / |  |      | ||
       *  ||-+      +-||
          ^^          ^^                             *

    David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow



                                     (__)
                                     (oo)
                              /-------\/
                             / |     ||
                            *  ||----||
                               ^^    ^^
                              (__)  (__)
                              (oo)  (oo)
                       /-------\/    \/-------\
                      / |     || -^^- ||     | \
                     *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
                        ^^                  ^^
                       (__)                (__)
                       (oo)                (oo)
                /-------\/                  \/-------\
               / |     ||                    ||     | \
              *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
                 ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
                  Barnum's Troupe of performing cows



                     (__)                       _--------_
                     (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
              /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
             / | 007 ||                         __________
            *  ||----||                        |_        _|
               ^^    ^^                          --------
        Cow licenced to kill     Enemy Cow after having met previous cow


                                                      (__)
                                                      (oo)
                                                     /'^^^-m
             (__)                                   / '' ` )
             (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
            / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
           /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
       ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
      *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww

             Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula




       _(__)_  \ ----------------------------------
  o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
  |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
  |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
   -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
      \  |  __________________________________/
      |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
      / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
     / /  \ \
     ^^^   ^^^                                    Who you gonna call...?


         (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
         (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
   /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
  /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
 * ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||

Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)     Cow after pulling an all nighter


 *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
  \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
   \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
   /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
  //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
  ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
  Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow        Cow breaking



           (__)
           (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
            \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
        ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
        ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
     *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
         //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^

                              |
                              |
                              |
                              |(push)
                              |
           (__)               |=====|
           (==)                      \
          /-\/-\                      \
         /|    |\                      \
        ^ |    | ^====~~~~====          \
          |    |                         \
          /----\                          \
         /    \ \                          O O                 O O
        ^      * ^                          ===               / /
                                             \ \          (__) /
    Cow-abunga Dudes                          \ \         (xx)/
                                               \ +--------+\//
                                                \|        | /
                                                 +--------+

                                      Cow-a-bungee

  ______________
  |  D.A.B.'S  |            (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
  |    USED    |            (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
  |    COWS    |     /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
  |____________|   / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
        ||        *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
        ||           ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
  ______||_______
  | EASY CREDIT |           (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
  |_____________|           (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
        ||           /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
        ||          / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
        ||         *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
        ||            ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~


         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
   ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type
                   with milk     after milking      cow with milk

         (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
*  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
     Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull



         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
*  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
    on grass         on cow

          (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
          (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
  /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
 * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
    ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
 ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
  Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
    a shit            shit             kicked out of her


         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.



         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
   ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)

American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow



         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
*  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                      psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms


                                         /\                  __
                                        /  \                 ||
             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
       ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  to George Washington       this cow                   cow


                                                 (__)
         *        (__)                           (oo)
          \       (oo)                     /------\/
           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
            ||----||                    *  ||----||
            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow is obviously
       to Ceasar's Palace             Hugh Hefner's Heifer


                  (___)               (__)      (__)
                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
           /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
          / |     ||V                   |        |
         *  ||----||                    ||------||
            ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle


             (__)                   (__)
             [##]                   (@o)
      /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
       ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
 This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman


                    (____)             (____)                           (____)
                    (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
         /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
        / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
       /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
      *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
          /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
     This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
      to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                           legs or eight

                         (__)
         (__)            (oo)         (__)
         (oo)            /\/          (oo)
  /-------\/         /--/--            \/-----
 / |     ||         / |    `-.         / |    `-.
*  ||----||        *  ||----||        *  ||----||
   OO    OO           OO    OO           OO    OO

 Cow-vertible      .     .     .


                              (__)
*_                     *_     ( oo             *_
  \      (__)            \    /\/                \  (__)
   \.----( oo____         \.-/----._____          \.( oo___\____
    ||____\/____ \         ||__________ \          |_\/________ \
    OO          `OO        OO          `OO         OO          `OO

                    Cow-vette Cow-vertible  (of cowrse)


  *        (___)    *        (___)                (__)
   \       (o o)     \       (o o)                (oo)
    \-------\ /       \-------\ /          /-------\/        ________
     |     ||O         |     ||O          / |     ||_|/    O _______
     ||,---||          ||,---||          *  ||----|  --
     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^
               Twins                         Cow Catcher

                             (__)
         (__)                [@@]          ?  (__)  ?              (__)
         (oo)              <=|^^|=>       ?   (oo)   ?         |\/|(oo)
  /-------VV       /--------- \/       /-------\/           /--| \--\/
 / |     ||       / |       ||        / |     ||           / |     ||
*  ||----||      /  |       ||       *  ||----||          *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^      *  ||------||          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
                    ^^      ^^
 Cownt Dracula     Francownstein       Where Cow             Cow bird
     Cow                Cow


         (^^) (              (oo)                        (__)
         (oo)  )             (OO)                        (oo)
  /-------==---       /------\--/                /------||||||
 / |     ||          / |     ||                 / | UX`  \||/
*  ||----||         *  ||----|\O---< HONK!     *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^            ^^    ^                    ^^    ^^
   Groucho's            Harpo's                     Karl's
     cow                  cow                        cow
                                          (yes, that's the Russian symbol.
                                               Use your imagination.)


               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty



                        (__)                        (__)
                ^^      (oo)                        (--)
            ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
         ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
       ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
    ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                             (What a bod, huh guys?)


               )\               (__)
              /  \              (oo)
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            Cow trying out for a part
              in the new JAWS movie

        *                                                 (__)
         \                                                (DD)
          \                                        /-------\/
          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
        \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
        \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
         \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
          ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
           \\ ||
            \\||
             \||
              ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
               \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
 Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                / / /    (oo)|      / /
   ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
    ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
        @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
     /--UU--\/        (____________)
    / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
   *  ||---||

   (New) Jersey Cow


                       O O                 O O
                        \ \               / /
                         \ \          (__) /
          (__)            \ \         (xx)/
          (DD)             \ +--------+\//
   /-------\/               \|        | /
  / |     ||                 +--------+
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"


           o==+--
           |  |\ \
           |  | \ \    ____________________
           |   \ \ \   |                  |
           |    \ \ \  |  +------------+  |
           |     \ \ \ |  |     (__)   |  |
           |      \ \ \|  |     (oo)   |  |
           |       \ \ |  | o\  .\/.   |  |
           |        \ \|  | | \/    \  |  |
         /---\       \ |  +------------+  |
        /     \       \|                  |
        |     |        |                  |
        \     /        |                  |
         \---/         |                  |
                       |                  |
                    --------------------------
                   (                          )
                    --------------------------

                  Cow-struction worker.

                                               |
                                             /---\
                                             : = :
                                             :   :
                           :,','. '.         :   :---\
              ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:.  :   :

            Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.


         o  o
         |__|             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
 bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
 male relative     cow              cow            cow
 cow
                       x
                   xxxx|xxxx
                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                       |
                      //
                (__) //                        (__)   (__)
                (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
         /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
        / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
          ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
     Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows


                            o        o             (__)    ^
                             \      /              (oo)   /
                              \    /           _____\/___/
             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
             (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
    /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
     ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                        ^^     ^^           ^    ^

    Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)

            o
            | [---]
            |   |
            |   |                              |------========|
       /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
      |            |                     ___|  |==============|
      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
      \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
       \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
    |               |        *  ||------||-----^
    -----------------           ||      |      |
      /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
     /     ----    \
      ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon


                (__)
               ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
               __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
              /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
             /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
            /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                 /======   \/            =======/==============//
              *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
                 /      \ ^               //                   \\

                     Psycowlogist and patient


                                               (___)
          \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
           \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
        *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
      ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
     ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
               \______/                        \_____\\//
                                                \__/
   It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
    It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
                                                //   //
                                                ^^    ^^


                                          ==================
 _____________________________            H                H
 |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
 |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
 |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
 |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
 |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
 |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
 |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
 |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
 |             |             |            H                H       ||
 |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
 Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard


     (  (    )
   ( (     )   )
   ( (         )
  (           / )
 ( ( \\       )
     ( |  // )
       |   |    (__)
       |   |    (oo)                   (__)
       |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
     **|   | ---||                \ __________/
    ``'---------^^
        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie


                   \  |  /         ___________
    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
   |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
   |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
              /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
             / |     ||        ||_______| \
            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
               ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^

                        "Cow Town"


              \ (__)                       (__)
              \\(oo)                       (\/)
         /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
        / |    (##)                / |     ||
       *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
    This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love


         (__)                                              (__)
         (oo)                                              (oo)
  /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
 / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
*  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
   ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
 Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
                         *
                      **   **
                 * **  * * *  **
                *   /  /   \ *  *
             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
            \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
          \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
         /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
                 Cow in Heat


           (___)
           (o o)
     /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
    /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
   |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
   /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
  *  ^^   ^^      ^^
    Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow


         (__)                 \__\                 (__)
         (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
 / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
*  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
   OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow


                 (__)              (__)              \_||_~
                 (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
 / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
*  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
   OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow


         ____
        (____)
                               .xxxx.
         (__)                  '(oo)`
         (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  /-------\/            / |    |============>
 / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
*  ||----||               ~~    ~
   ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
   holy cow            armed and dangerous


         (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
*  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
    A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull


           (---)
           (   )
          /-----\                          (___)
          |     |                          (o o)
          |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
          |  |  |                  /  / \    O
          |  *  |                 *  | O |
          ^^   ^^                    -----
          Coward                  Phone Bull




 |    |                              |    |           *
 |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
 |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
 |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
 |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
 |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
 |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
 |     _________________             |     _________________
 |    /                              |    /
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
/      \                            /      \

Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.


 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    \_________________
 |     _________________
 |    /
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |                                (__)
 |    |                      *---------(..)
/      \                        ^^----^^\/

The attempt results in an udder disaster.


  .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
        .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
             /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
            /      \              *        :        * ||____||
            | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
     .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
          / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
      .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
     . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
      / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
     |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
    .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
            !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
                                           :          ^^    ^^
  The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow


                          ...---...
                       ../  / | \  \..
                     ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
                    /  /   /  |  \   \  \
                   /  /   /   |   \   \  \
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                   \          |          /
                    \         |         /
                     \        |        /
                      \       |       /
                       \      |      /
                        \     |     /
                         \    |    /
                          \   |   /
                           \  |  /
                            \ | /(__)
                             \|/ (oo)
                          /---++--\/
                         / |  || ||
                        *  ||-++-||
                           ^^    ^^

               Cow surviving attack by Red Baron


              ..---..                             (__)
             /       \                            (oo)
             |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
             |       |                    / |     ||
             |       |                   *  ||----||
             |       |                      ^^    ^^
             |       |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////

            Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???


                     (__)
                     (oo)
        /---+      +--\/
       / |  |      | ||
      *  ||-+      +-||
         ^^          ^^                             *

   David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow



                                    (__)
                                    (oo)
                             /-------\/
                            / |     ||
                           *  ||----||
                              ^^    ^^
                             (__)  (__)
                             (oo)  (oo)
                      /-------\/    \/-------\
                     / |     || -^^- ||     | \
                    *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
                       ^^                  ^^
                      (__)                (__)
                      (oo)                (oo)
               /-------\/                  \/-------\
              / |     ||                    ||     | \
             *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
                ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
                 Barnum's Troupe of performing cows



                    (__)                       _--------_
                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
             /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
            / | 007 ||                         __________
           *  ||----||                        |_        _|
              ^^    ^^                          --------
       Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow


   The cow that didn't jump
   over the moon.
   ------------------------         !
                                    !
                                    ^
                                   / \              Hey diddle diddle
                                  /___\             The cat and the fiddle
                                 |=   =|            The cow blew up on the
                                 |     |                         launch pad...
                                 |     |
   ROCKET,                       |     |
   TAKING OFF                    |     |
   TOTALLY             \\        |     |
   OBLIVIOUS TO    ||||||>       |     |
   THE FACT THAT       //        |     |
   THERE IS A                    |     |
   COW ON THE                    |     |
   LAUNCH PAD                   /|##!##|\
                               / |##!##| \
                              /  |##!##|  \
                             |  / ^ | ^ \  |
                             | /  ( | )  \ |
                             |/   ( | )   \|
                                 ((   ))
                                ((  :  ))
                                ((  :  ))
                                 ((   ))
                                  (( ))
                                   ( )
                                    .                         *
                                    .
                                           _           _           *
                                     *     \\ *=      //
       COW BLOWING      \\                  \\    =* //
       UP,ON THE   ||||||>>       *     *                ( __ )
       LAUNCH PAD       //                     * * *  . _ (oo)          *
                                   // *= *=   * BOOM *     ()
                                  //   *=      * * *           ==* \\
               ________________________________________________ = * \\
                ==============================================
               //        //           !!           \\        \\
              //        //            ||            \\        \\


                                                     (__)
                                                     (oo)
                                                    /'^^^-m
            (__)                                   / '' ` )
            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
           / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
          /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
      ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
     *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww

            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula


 ____             ____                                |+++++|
|++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
|++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
|++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
|    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
-----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ----------------------------------
 o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
 |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
 |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
  -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
     \  |  __________________________________/
     |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
     / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
    / /  \ \
    ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?


        (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
        (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
  /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
 /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
* ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||

Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter


*        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
 \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
 //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
 ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking


          (__)
          (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
           \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
       ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
       ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
    *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
        //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
       //__                      Cow             Cow pooing
       Cow marching            standing


   Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
   (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
   ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
   /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//


                                    ______
         (__)                       |    |                   (__)
         (oo)                       |    |                   ($$)
      ----\/                  /-----^^^^^^            /-------\/
         ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||
      ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||
         ^^                    ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^
 Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Accowntant


          (___)            (___)             (___)
          (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)
           \ /              \ /               \ /
        __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__
       /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:
       \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/

                        Cowed Forces
             \ _ /
            - ( ) -                          /\
             / " \                         /|  |   (__)
             (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\
     ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \
    /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \
   / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \
  *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*
     ^^      ^^
 Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice


           )    (                         _
           (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I
          / =  = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I
          (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /-------\/      \ ||||| I
           (    )     ~        /------- (   )       / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I
  /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  ||----|          \ ||| I
 / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||              ~~    ~           \ || I
*  ||----||                     ~~    ~~
   ~~    ~~
     Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo

      ______________________            _______________________
      |                    |            |                     |
      |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |
      |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |
      |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|
      |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |
      |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|
      |      ^^    ^^      |            |  ^^             ^^  |
      |--------------------|            |---------------------|
            Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1

                  (__)                                   (__)
                  (oo)                                   (oo)
     ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __
    /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|
    |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
    |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|^^      ^/|___||
    |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/

    Cow in the GDR before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989


       ______________(__)_________________                      (__)
     /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo)
     |                \/                ||                       \/
    _|_                                _||                       ||
   /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||
  (   )                              (   )|                      ||
   | |________________________________| | |                      ||
   \_____________________________________/]              /------- /
    []               []               []                / |     ||
                                                       *  ||----||
                    COW-CH                                ^^    ^^
                                                          Cowraffe

                                              *      *
                                               \    /
                                                \  /
       /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\                 \/
     /   (__)                   \           +----------+
    |    (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\       |          |          |
   |^^^|  \/. \\       // \_* |^^^|         |          |
   |   |-----`//`====='\\-----|   |         |          |
   |   |-----//---------||----|   |         |          |
   |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +----------+
    ^||^                      ^||^           ||      ||

                         "COWCH POTATO"
                                                 +------------+         +
                                                 | B A T E S  |  (__)   o
                       |    (0x)   (       )     |C O R R A L |  (**)  /|
----------             |     \/    (       )     +------------+  \==/ / |
|\         \                        W------       |          |   (  )   v
|  ----------          *----   ====;                            (    )
|  |  (__)  |           \           /                           (    )
\  |  (oo)  |            \          |                           (    )
 \ |   \/   |              \+       |                           (    )
   ----------                       +                           (    )
    Ice Cowbe            COWBOOOOOM!                             |  |
                                                                 o  o
                                                    Psycho Cow (with knife)
         (__)
         (oo)   -------------------------          _______________________
  /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |        |\ ^                ^  /|
 / |     ||     -------------------------         | \    ^      ^     ^ / |
*  ||----||                                       |(_\ ^   COW-PIE ^   /_)|
   ^^    ^^                                       |(oo\   ^           /oo)|
 The Simpsons' cow                                | \/ \       ^  ^  / \/ |
                                                  |(__) \           / (__)|
                \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ^     ^ /_)(oo)|
                 \_____________/                   \\/ (oo\       /oo) \//
                 /\___________/\                    \   \/ \  ^  / \/   /
      Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) /
      trouble  / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \^/  (oo)/
              / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                    \ \/   :(__)\//
          ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) /
             \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ /
              \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                       \\/(__) /
               \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/
                \ \/_________\/ /                           \ \//
                 \/___________\/                             \:/
                 /             \
                /               \

          (__)               (__)              (______)             (__)
          (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo)
  /--------\/         /^^^^^^^\/          /-----\    /       /-------\/
/ |        |       ./ {^)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||
   |--W-----|          ||``   ||        *  ||----||        *  (.)(.)||
   | |    | |          ^^     ^^           ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
   ^^    ^^
cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's
  loss program         the program            Cow               Cow


                              (___)
                              (  OO
  ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______
 |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      |
 |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      |
 |                              |                  |                   |
 |                              |   (__)           |                   |
 |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    |
 |         |          |         |    \/-------\    |    |          |   |
 |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   |
 |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   |
 |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   |
 |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    |
 |                                                                     |
 |                                                                     |
  (                                    ______                         )
   (                                  /      \                       )
     (                               /        \                    )
        (                            |        |                 )
           |                         |        |              |
           |                         |        |              |
           |_________________________|________|______________|
  \ \
   \ \
    \ \
     \ \   (__)
      \ \  (oo)                                                 /
   /---\----\/                                                 /
  / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    /
 *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /
    ~~      ~~                                \---\___/\_|\=/>
            ^^       ^^                       |        \===/>
             \\_____//                        | /______/  /
             ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/____________________
             /\------\                          ^  ^    /
            (oo)      \                                /
            (--)       *                              /

Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas         Cow Circus: Tightrope walking

          ______________________
         |                      |\
         |       (__)           | |
         |       (oo)           | |
         |        \/            | |
         |       / \ \          | |
        /////////   \_ \_///////  |
         |     |     /          | |                           (__)
         |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo)
         |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
         | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||
   _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____

                cow-lliope in the circus parade

      *
       \
    w   \    w                                        (__)
    \\  /\  //                                        (oo)
     \\/  \//                                          \/
      |    |                    (__)               >--(  )--<
      |(__)|                    (oo)                  /  \
      \(OO)/                   .-\/-.             >--- {} ---<
      //\/\\                  <|    |>              v  /\  v
      ||  ||                   \ \/ /               | (oo) |
      ||__||                   |\/\/|                \(^^)/
     /^^  ^^\                  /----\                 |  |
   / ======== \               /      \                |  |
  /            \              /* * * \               / \/ \
 |==============|            /__*_*_*_\              |  \ |
  \            /               ||  ||                ^  / ^
   \ ======== /                ^^  ^^                  *
     \ _____ /
Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip            Cownilingus


             (__)                                         -'`-       "Here's
             (oo)     ____________________                ( oo  ^     mooing
      /-------\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,
     / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"
    *  ||----| /     ======================              |  \___['
       ^^    ^       ||                  ||              |    ||
       Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-
                                                          |  |
                                                          ~  ~
         (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt
         (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)
  /-------\/      \/     \/      \/-------\
 / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \
*  ||----||   || |--|   |--| ||   ||----||  *
   ^^    ^^   -- ^  ^   ^  ^ --   ^^    ^^            (__)
          A game of cowntract bridge                  (oo)
                                                     / \/       ____________
                                                    /   \===^__|            |
                ----------------------             _|___ /\  |______________|
          (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |
          (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            |
   /-------\/   ----------------------             I   I^ ^   |            |
  / |     ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |
 *  ||----||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
    ^^    ^^    ----------------------
           Just a humble cownoisseur


    (__)  (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)
    (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
     \/(oo)\/  (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
        \/      \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/
                     \/
                         a cownfluence

                                                  _______
            (__(  .-<                            |   |   |
            (oo)  |                              |___|___|
          ___\/___|                              |\_____/|
         |  |  |                                 |       |
         |  |  |                                 |_______|
       >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |
        *----/\                     /-------//   |--(_)--|
            /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)
           /    \                 *  ||----||    |       |  (++)
           ^     ^                   ^^    ^^    |_______|   \/
        Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow

                 _
        ________|@|________
         |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __
         |---------------|                   (^\/^)              \(:)/
         |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o)
         ||  |  ||    |  |               /-----\/           /-----\_/
         ||-----||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |
         ||__|__||    |  |             V ||----||         ^ ||----||
         |  ___  |    |  |               ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
         | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow
         | _____ |     (__)
         ||     ||     (oo)    ---------
         ||     ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
         ||     ||B-9  \ |     ---------
         ||_____||______\|
         |_______|_______|
                                                              ----------------
     a Certain Time Lord's Cow                   (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
                                                 ( ----0      ----------------
                  (___) "Moo have twenty         _\/_
                  |===|  seconds to comply."    /oooo\---O
           ________\_/ /                       /oooooo\
          | |        |                        /oooooooo\
          # ||______||                       /oooooooooo\
            ||      ||                      /____________\
            ^^      ^^
             RoboCow                          a Dalek Cow

   __________________        ___________________        ___________________
  /ine McBovine McBov\      /McCow McCow McCow M\      /ttle McCattle McCat\
 /cBovine McBovine McB\    /Cow McCow McCow McCow\    /e McCattle McCattle M\
------------------------  -------------------------  -------------------------
 \ovine McBovine McBov/    \McCow McCow McCow McC/    \attle McCattle McCatt/
  \McBovine McBovine /      \w McCow McCow McCow/      \ McCattle McCattle /
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                            Ronald McDonald's Cows

                           @ @
                            @@@ @
                              @@ @
               Pffii           @@@@ @@
         ___________D           @@@@@@
        |________  |            _______
         (__)   | /             \     /
         ( oo /~| |      __      \   /
         /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |
       _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |
      |       ___/-----------------_| (__)
      |      /   \     \     \       `(oo)
      |     /     \     |     |       |\/
      |    |   O  |    /     / __    /
      |----|      |-----------/  \-\\\                 (__)
           \     /           | o |  \\\               _(  )_
    ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____

                  Cow Express                     Suicidal Cow

                                              o         _____________
                                              /\       /             \
                                             [__]     ( take off, eh! )
     __  |   \ /                             (oo) ----'\_____________/
       \/----///\                     /-------\/
     */\______(xx)                   / |     ||__|
              (  )                  *  ||----|   U
                                       ^^    ^
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing         Canadian Cow


     o          o               o              o             o       o
o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o
    o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o
          O                     )  (             )  (             )  (
o  o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)
         (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o
  /------$$$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     $$$$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||        o   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||   o
   ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
   Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry

                                        ___
                                      _/...\  *==\        ________________
      __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \
     /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |
    / |           \ /              /-----+-+--- \ /     /\________________/
   *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/
      |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |
                                    || --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --
                                   |  |_     |  |_
          /\                       |____|    |____|
         / O\                         Santa Cows
        / ,  \
       /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
       -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~    \
       /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      |
      /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         /
     / O    O   \                              /      \                    /
     -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
     /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .
    /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.
   /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.
  /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.
  ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
          ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
          ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
  Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *
                                 ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
                                      Christmas Cowols

                               O
                                   O  O  O
                                            O                    *
           Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
                        _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
                       /______________________________\       /|o|||\
     ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
      ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
         ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
   /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
  / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
 *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


  |----------------------|                         /\
  |                      |                  /\  /\/  \
  |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\
  |                      |                /            \ \
  |                      |          ----------------------------
  |______________________|
                                              \/
  |----------------------|                  o-@@
  |______________________|
                                       Minimalist Dead Cow
   ----------------------
      Mark Rothko Cow
                                                     /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><>
                                                     \|}}{}{}{() (&)  ~~~~#***
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |     #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |     \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |     |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
------------------------------------------------
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |        Jackson Pollock cow
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         ____________________
------------------------------------------------         |           (__)   |
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   |
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/    |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     |
------------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||     |
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ^^    ^^     |
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Cow       |
------------------------------------------------         --------------------
              Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow


            oo                    --
                                                           \/


       cow by night       sleeping cow by night        Chesire Cow


                     II
      ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\
  ________\   /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
 |\        `v' \      + II   (00)
 | \________|____\     \II\   \/-------\
 | (     ( @ @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     )
 |\|______\_O_/___|      + II   ||----|| *     (oo)        ( afford that? )
 | \_______________\      \II\  ~~    ~~        \/--------\
 \ (OO_##########_OO)      II +                    ||    || \
 (\(_____[PHIL]_____)       + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
     (_)        (_)          \II          II       ~~ II ~~       II
                              II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-

               What cows think when people MOO at them


           /\\   ^                 (__)                          (__)
          /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)
     _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
    / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \
      | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |
      ^/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |
      |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \
      |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\
      |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\
          ^  *^                   ||_  ||_                         (_)

cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hamid Ali                   Cow Bell.


            (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\
    !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)
   !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/
  !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||
  *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||
     ^^     ^^                   ^^     ^^                ^^       ^^
Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow


                            (__)                            (__)
                            (oo)                            (oo)
            /--------------- \/              / ------------- \/
          / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )
        /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )
       *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )
            ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )
             (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                     ^---------^
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ^^        ^^                       ^^       ^^
              "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"

   /\
  /  \         __                           ________   ------
 DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|
  MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|
   \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |^^ *|
      / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------
     *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||
        ~~ ///~~     \===/              ^^    ^^
       Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege


         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/                           #         #
 / |     ||                            \\       //
*  ||----||\                            \\     //
   ^^    ^^ \                            \ --- /
             \                           |     |
              |                          |     |
              |                          |     |
              |                          / \_/  \        (__)
              |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-
              |                        //        \\       /\
  ___________\|/___________
        Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party


         ___--------___             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        / .    .   .   \            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
   || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
       \___ .    .  ___/            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
           ---------                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis


        ___________________________
       | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)
       | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo)
_______| /\_|  /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \-------\/
|                                         |              |     ||
|   _____                        _____    |              ||----||
|___|   |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)
    |___|                        |___|
              Cow-pooling                             rollerscating cow

                             __               o oo o
                            (__)               \||/
                            (__)               (__)              (___)
     (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)
     (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$$$$\ /
    ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O
     |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||
     ^  ^             ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
   Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow

                                                                      (       )
              (___)        PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| |||
              (o o)        #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)
  /------------\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\___/
 / |           #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           |||
*  |         |||           #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||
   ||--------|||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||
   ^^         ^^           #  # ^#  #  #^^#  #              ^^           ^^
  Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows


           (__)                                     (__)
         /   oo      ______                       /   @@      ______
        |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \
        |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |
        |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|
     *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |
      \ |  |_____                                |  |_____
       \|________|                         *____/|________|

             CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter



             (__)                                   (__)
           /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______
          |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
          |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
          |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
          |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
          |  |_____                            \ |  |_____
    *____/|________|                            \|________|

    CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler


      \\                                    \\
       \\                                    \\
       / \                                   / \
      /   \                                 /   \
      \    \                                \    \
       \    \(__)                            \    \(__)
     *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)
       /    / \/                           o /    / \/
      /    /                                /    /
      \   /                             o   \   /
       \ /                                   \ /
       //                                    //
      //                               o    //

  B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run


  ___
 /   \       (    )   Happy
|     \       |--|    Mooosic!               (__)
|      |      \  /__                         (oo)
+----------+ __oo| \                  /      -\/                   (__)
|Steinway &|_  \/|  |                /       ||               >----(oo)---->
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__|               *  ------||             /-------\/
|   |        |   / /                   |     ^^            / |     ||
o   o        o  | |                    ||----             *  ||----||
                                       ^^                    ^^    ^^
 Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow


                      (__)                 +=============================+
                      (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |
       ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |
    __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)
   /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo)
|[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/
    |   @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |
     \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------
       ---                ---
             COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars

                 __ _________                           __ _________
                (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_
                /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )
               (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \
                \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )
                 (    @   @    /                        (   (---)     /
                  (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)
                       o                                      o
                      o                                      o
                    o                                      o
                (__)                                   (__)
           /----(uu)                              /----(uu)
       *__/|     \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s
/\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))              /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))
     |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//
            ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)
       Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage


            (__)      o   o               *        (__)
            (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)
     /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/
    / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||
   *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||
      ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~
  Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started
                                     the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.

                __//     \__                                  |\__|\
        /^^^)^^/   )     (   \^^(^^^\                         | 00 |
       /(    _(  ^/       \^  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/
        |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \
        |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |
        |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|
     *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |
      \ |  |_____                                |  |_____
       \|________|                         *____/|________|

             CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter



             (__)                                   (__)
           /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______
          |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
          |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
          |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
          |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
          |  |_____                            \ |  |_____
    *____/|________|                            \|________|

    CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler


      \\                                    \\
       \\                                    \\
       / \                                   / \
      /   \                                 /   \
      \    \                                \    \
       \    \(__)                            \    \(__)
     *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)
       /    / \/                           o /    / \/
      /    /                                /    /
      \   /                             o   \   /
       \ /                                   \ /
       //                                    //
      //                               o    //

  B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run


  ___
 /   \       (    )   Happy
|     \       |--|    Mooosic!               (__)
|      |      \  /__                         (oo)
+----------+ __oo| \                  /      -\/                   (__)
|Steinway &|_  \/|  |                /       ||               >----(oo)---->
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__|               *  ------||             /-------\/
|   |        |   / /                   |     ^^            / |     ||
o   o        o  | |                    ||----             *  ||----||
                                       ^^                    ^^    ^^
 Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow


                      (__)                 +=============================+
                      (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |
       ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |
    __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)
   /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo)
|[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/
    |   @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |
     \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------
       ---                ---
             COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars

                 __ _________                           __ _________
                (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_
                /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )
               (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \
                \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )
                 (    @   @    /                        (   (---)     /
                  (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)
                       o                                      o
                      o                                      o
                    o                                      o
                (__)                                   (__)
           /----(uu)                              /----(uu)
       *__/|     \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s
/\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))              /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))
     |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//
            ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)
       Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage


            (__)      o   o               *        (__)
            (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)
     /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/
    / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||
   *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||
      ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~
  Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started
                                     the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.

                __//     \__                                  |\__|\
        /^^^)^^/   )     (   \^^(^^^\                         | 00 |
       /(    _(  ^/       \^  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/
      /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                    \    |--|    /
     /    \   O/           \O   //    \                    \__/    \--/
    (    )/\                   //\(    )                     (      )
    /\  //                         \  /\                     |      |
   / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \                   --------
 *  \(                               )/  *                    ||  ||
      \_                           _//                        nn  nn
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           Cow after learning that
                                                      the vice president has a
(__)     (__)         (__) (__)                       lower IQ than he does
(oo)  +  (oo)      =  (oo) (oo)
 \/       \/           \/   \/                                  (__,
                                                                (+o)
(__)     (__)(__)     (__) (__) (__)                 /-----#-----\'
(oo)  +  (oo)(oo)  =  (oo) (oo) (oo)                / | Cownucks||  \
 \/       \/  \/       \/   \/   \/                   }}--------}}   \ o
                                                      ==        ==    --
           Cownting...                             This cow plays hockey


                                                               /.
                                                         moo  /`'\  .
             (__)   MOO!                                   ` /    ./ \..
             (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \.
      /-------\/                                       ../    /    ../    \
     / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \
    *  ||----||                                    ./     ./            \   \.
-------^^----^^-----                           .../    ../       ../          \
                    \                         /       /         /
                          Ech-cow   (echo)

                 ________________                  (__)
         ^__^   /                \                 (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
         (oo)  ( Milk is logical. )              __ \O//
  /-------\/ --'\________________/              /   ==s)\_____
 / |     ||                                 *--/|_/-----/    OO       COW
*  ||W---||                                     |__       __ II     JOYRIDES
   ^^    ^^                          O O o  o   /  \-----/  \
Mr Spock's cow                                  \__/     \__/

      *             .                 .    ,
           .           .     *        .      .
                     .                                 *
          \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,
        -   *   -                (       .      |
      .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .
         .                       / \\        ,      |
        ,      *         *      /   /\\
                   .           /\\ /       .           .
          *           .       /   \\             .         .
    _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *
     |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .
       .    ,     .         .            .  *          .

                           The Milky Way


                      \  /         ________________________________
                       \/         /                                \
               (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    |
               (oo)   O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
               _\/_   //        O \________________________________/
         *    (    ) //       O
          \  (\\    //       o
           \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)
            (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)
  ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__                                /\/\
 |\__[=======______//________)__\                      Cocown  (\==/)
 \|_______________//____________|                               \<>/
     |||      || //||     |||
     |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /^^^^^\
      ||      \/  .\/      ||                            /- -\     /  MU  /
                 . .                                    (  ^  ) __/______/
                '.'.`                                    \_O_/
             COW-OPERATION                             Buddha's Cow


   (_                 ~         -       _)             /       ~
          (           -                        -               |  =s
O                               |            *
                  |           O        \      \       -  |
             |                                   \               |
        -                    -                |

)
       Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.


                                      (__)                ---_
(__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   \
(xx)-\           \             /-------\/               / |\   \_ (__)
 \/ /-\___________\--\        / |     |                *  ||\     (oo)
                             *  ------                    ~~ \____ \/
       Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef)


                                 (__)
                                 (oo)
                                  \/                             \___/
                           /     / \\                            (0 0)
                                /   /\\                           \ /
                               /\\ /                               v
                    /         /   \\                               |
                             /                             <-------|------->
                       /    *                                      |
                 |\                                                |
           /     |  \         /                                  __|__
                 \\   \                                          \/ \/
           /       \\   \                                        \/ \/
      /              \\___\                                      \/ \/
            /          \\                                        __|__
               /         \\                                         \   /
 /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|
            /                \\                                  | V |
        /         /            \\                                |   |
              /                  \\                              |   |
                   /               \\                            W   W
                                     \\
       ===============================O===========        Stick Cow sunbathing
       ===========================================        at Malibu wearing a
        O)                                      O)        special cow bikini.
                   The dreaded cowtapult


    (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))
    (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo))
    (oo)               (  )             (   )              \\------\\//
   | \/ |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||
    |  |              ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||
                                        (___)               ^^^    ^^^
Cows doin' it      Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an
 FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake


          ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)
         ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)
   _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /-------\_O---moo        *-\/-------\
  /|     ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  \
 / ||____| \/^   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||   *
*  ||    |      O    O                ^^    ^^               \/|(/)(/\(,,/
   ^^    ^                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate.
     "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)


                       ______________________________________________________
                      |                                                      |
             _______  |                                                      |
            / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  |
           / /(__) || |                                                      |
  ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      |
 |         |-------|| |                                                      |
(|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               |
 |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   |
/| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\
\|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
   | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
    \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/

                           "The Moo-vers are here!"


         -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)
  *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (o-)
  -   \------\/             \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/
---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||
  -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----||
      oo    oo               ^^           ^^           ^^           ^^    ^^

     Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise


         -------------/
                     /
                    /
                   /
                 /
                /
               /                                 (__)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)

                                                     \    /          ____
         |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/
         (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |
  /-------\/ V          /--------\Q/          /--------\/           \    /
 / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/
*  ||----|            *  ||-----||          *  ||----||               --
   ^^    ^               --     --             --    --            Milkael
Cow from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev


                        (*)                  (*)
   (__)                  ^                    ^                (__)
   (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@
   [..]                  |      =             |                [..]@@
\ |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@
 ||   ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>==   ||
 ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||
 ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
 |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
 |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  |
 =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =
                   cows having candlelight dinner

                                         (___)
                                         (o o)
    ( ** )                              __\_/__
    |e  e|                             //^^*^^\                  \___/
     \  / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)
      OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ /
        |    *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O
       /****************    *          "|_____|"
      //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming
     ||    ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"
     ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|
     v|    v|     v| v|                   ^ ^
        Haute Cowture                    COWNT

                                        |\
                                        |[]         |\
                                   (__) |           |[]         |\
                                   (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |\
  *                        _________\/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[]
  |        (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (oo) |      (__) |
  |      __(oo)        *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (OO) |
   \=====  |\/         |           *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|
  _|_/     \_          |===========|           *--------------/,,      ,, / |
  -//\-----/\\         o           |===========|           *----------------|
   \_/     \_/                     o           |===========|                |
-----------------                              o           |================|
    Cowazaki                        COW-WARD               o                o


      ______________________________
     /                              \
    (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
     \________________  ____________/
                      ) )                                            ()
               (__)   //                                            (  )
         (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )
        /(oo)---\/              (o o)                               (oo)
  /-------\/   ||                \ /-------\               /-------/||||
 / |     ||----||                 O||     | \             / |     || |||
*  ||----||    ^^                  ||---,||  *           *  ||----||  |
   ^^    ^^                        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
     Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi

                                                  (__)                  |====|
  /--------------------/                          (oo)                   \oo/
 / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------\/             /-------\/
*  ||----||          /-----------(oo)     / |     ||---->        / |     ||
   ^^    ^^                       \/     *  ||----||            *  ||----||
                                           ___/  ___/              ^^    ^^
        Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher
(with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing      (Major league)


           /\                                               __
          {__}                                            _[__]_
          (oo)                                            /(oo)\
   /-------\/                                       /------@\/@
  / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@
 *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                                         ^^    ^^
   Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow

  _____          _________________
 /     \        /                 \
( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
 \__  _/        \_____  __________/                         (__)
   ( (                ) )                                  >(==)
    \\                //       )__(                        /-\/-\
      \    (__)      /         (oo)                       /(    )\
           (oo)                 \/-------*               ^ (    ) ^
    /-------\/                   ||     | \                (    )
   / |     ||                    ||----||   \              /----\
  *  ||----||                    vv    vv                 /    \ \
     ^^    ^^                                            ^      * ^
  COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga

                                                         ^^    ^^
                                  O  (___) ||         *  ||----||
                                  |  (o o) ||          \ |     ||
            (no-bull-ity) --->    %  -\ /- ||           \-------/\
                                  |\/| O | ||                  (oo)
                                  |  |   | ||                  (  )
                                     / v-' ||                   ><
                                 /==========|                  (  )
                                //         ||                  (oo)
  ,------._(__)                 ||         ||           /-------\/
 * | \     ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     ||
vv====>----=\/====vv            |===========|         *  ||----||
                                                         ^^    ^^
                    COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule

                                 (__)                 (__)
        ()  ()             _____| oo |                |oo|
         ()()             /          |         /----|-|__|-|
         (oo)            /           |        / |     ||
  /-------UU            /____________|       *  ||----||
 / |     ||                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
*  ||w---||            Cow dressed up        Cow dressed up
   ^^    ^^              as ghost            as Frankenstein
Eh, What's up Doc?     for Halloween          For Halloween


         (__)                                |\/|               (__)
         (oo)                                (oo)              >(==)
   __[_]__\/                          /-------VV         /-------\/
 / |     ||                          / |     ||         / |     ||
*  ||----||      -->   .            *  ||----||        *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                            ^^    ^^           ~~    ~~
 Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2)
 (very handy)    portable COW


                                         _______________________
                            |^^^^|      (   Dammit, Jim, I'm a  )
                            |    |      ( doctor, not a butcher!)
                           @|   Oo      (---------------------))
          (MM)              |  ._>                      (__)  )
          (oo)              \   /                       (oo)
   /-------\/        /---------                  /-------\/
  / |     ||        / |      ||                 / I   * II
 *  ||----||       *  ||-----||                *  II----II
    ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^
   Cowabunga!       Bart Simpcow             Dr. Bones McCow



         ________________                                             (__)
        // (__)(__)||(__)\\                                           (oo)
       //  (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\                                   /-------\/
      // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\                                 / //____\\
     / ============||=======\\                               * //      \\
   (|        |-    ||-       ||)
    |________|_____||________||/                              ***********
     \-( O )----------( O )--/                               ****      ***
        ---            ---                                  ***          *
                                                           ****o
              Cowpool                                       ******
                                                             ***
                                                              ***     *
           (__)                                                ***  ***
           (oo)                                                 ******
    /-------\/___()~
   / |     ||                                       Cow jumping over the moon
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow smoking a pipe


        o    o    o       o     o              o                    o
                  o  o  o     o         o    o          o       o
           (__)    o  o   o          o            o        o
           (oo)   o o           o         o          o          o
    /-------\/___()       o           o        o          o
   / |     ||
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe



          *    *     *       o    @              ~                      *
                  *  *  *     ,         o    *         *          *
           (__)    *  *   *         .               *      o
           (oo)   * *           )          .                 *
    /-------\/             *  -(*)-    ~       @      *
   / |     ||                   (
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow star-gazing


                                                   |
                                                  \|/
                                               ----*----
                                                  /|\
                                                   |

                   (__)
                   (oo)
            /-------\/
           / |     ||
          *  ||----||
             ^^    ^^

  Cow wishing upon a star





                     ________                       _______
            (__)    /        \             (__)    /       \
            (oo)   ( Squeak!! )            (oo)   (  !oMo!  )
     /-------\/  --'\________/      /-------\/  --'\_______/
    / |     ||                     / |     ||
   *  ||----||                    *  ||----||
      ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
      A Cow-mon                      Dyslexic
      Mistake                         Cow                   @@@@@
                                                          @@\0 0/@@
                                                            (o o)
                 ___________________________             **  |U|  **
                /      /          /        /            ***(     )***
               /      /__________/        /             //  \   /  \\
              /                          /             //    ***    \\
             /                          /                  *******
            /                          /                 ***********
           /                          /                ***************
          / 3.5" 135tpi              /               *******************
         /__________________________/               *********************
                                                    *********************
              Cow Stored as Binary
               Information.                              Cow Belle



           (___)                (___)                    (___)(___)
           (o o)              * (o o)                    (o o)(o o)
     /------\ /   (__)         \_(--)              /------\ /  \ /-----\
    /    ____O    (oo)         / (**)\            /   (__)_O    O___    \
   (    )/----\----\/         ( / \/\ )          (   )(oo)--\---/--/(    )
   /\oo===|  / ~  ||           \\    /           /\oo==@/||  ~ \~ |===oo/\
  | ||    ||~-----||           |||~~||          | ||     ||-----~||   || |
  * ||    ||      ||           |||  ||          * ||     ||      ||   || *
    ~~    ~~      ~~           ~~~  ~~            ~~     ~~      ~~   ~~

                           Cows at a garden party



                                              *       (__)       .
                                               \      (oo)       .'
                                             ...\------\/       '.
            (__)             (__)           . (__)    ||       (__)
            (oo)             (oo)           . (oo)----||       (oo)
     /-------\/       /------\  /      /-------\/     ^^/-------\/
    / |     ||       / |     |\/      / |     ||        \|     ||
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||        *><----><
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
        Cow         Cow feeling      Cow feeling        Cow feeling
                    pissed off       pissed on           pissed


            (__)    *        (__)    *        (__)          (   )
            (oo)     \       (oo)     \       (OO)       (         )
     /-------\/     ..\-------\/       \-------\/      (   (         )
    / |     ||     .   |     ||         /     \\        (      )    )
   *  ||W---||     .   ||----||        //------\\          (     )
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^       ^^        ^^
   Cow about to       Cow giving     Cow who's just     Cloud of dust where
   give milk          U.H.T. milk    seen a McDonalds   same cow was before

            (__)             (__)  s                     *     )__(
            (oo)             (@@) s                     /      (oo)
     /-------\/       /-------\===          (__)        \--___--\/
    / |     ||       / |     ||      /------(xx)         |      |
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||     * \     /\/          /\----/ \
   WWWWWWWWWWWWW       ^^    ^^     ===----====         ^  ^   ^ ^
   Cow standing in  Cow SMOKING      Dead cow             Mad Cow
   long grass          grass

            (__)             (__)             (___)   *        (___)
            (00)             (oo)             (@ @)    \       (* *)
     /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\ /      \-------\ /
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |      |O        |      |O
   *  ||----||      *  ||O---||      *  ||O---||         ||@>--||
      ^^    ^^        [__].  ^^        [__].  ^^         ^^    ^^
   Norwegian cow     Calf having      Calf making      Same bull after
                     drink            mistake          calf went away


            (__)    *        (__)             (__)            (__)
            (DD)     \       (xx)             (oo)            (oo)
     /-------\/       \-------\/      /-',',', \/      /-------\/
    / |     ||         |     ||     ./,|',',',','     / | (+) ||
   *  ||----||         ||----||        |''''''|      *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^        ~~     ~~        ^^    ^^
    Cow watching    Cow having a      Jersey Cow    The "bummer of
    above bull      sexual fantasy                  a birthmark" Cow
                                                    (with due accowlades
                                                    to Gary Larson
                -\  /-                              (The Far Side))
                 '\/'
                 (oo)       _________
         /------- \/       | \      /|
       ./ |       ,        | - -X- - |
          |------|         |/______\_|
        --|------|---------|-------
       /---------------------------\
      /    __                       \\
    //    /  \          __            \\\
  ///                  /  \              \\\\

              Highland Cow


        ________   \
       |########|     \
       |########|        \
        --------\           \
          (__)  |              \
          (oo)  |                 \ ______________________
           \/   |                 |                       |
         /+++\  o                 |                       |
        /+++++\                   |          ____         |
       ~ #/##\#~  \               |        /  To |        |
         / ii \      \            |        \ W.C.|        |
       ~~      ~~       \         |          ----         |
                           \      |                       |
                              \   |                       |
      In"cow"tinent              \|------------------------




        (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^

        A well adjust(1)ed Cow


                 (__)
                 (oo)
           ^^    ^^
          /-------\/
         / |     ||
        *  ||----||

        An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow



           >ysP   -"JlAe B  x

        A compress(1)ed Cow


        awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]

        An awk(1)ward Cow


        begin 644 cow
        M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\
        ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H*
        end

        uuencoded cow


                  __
                _|__|_
                 (oo)
          /-------\/
         / |===w=||_|OO ... ....  (bullets,where w=gun)
        *  ||----|
           ^^    ^

         this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
                        the hell is the horse then ?', let me
                        inform u that it too needs recreation and
                        has gone to play man-shoes !!



           ___________________________
        | |                (__)       \
        | |                (oo)        |
        | |         /-------\/          \____     Cow'ndom
        | |        / |     ||            ____)    Use it to prevent AIDS
        | |       *  ||----||           /
        | |          ~~    ~~          |
        | |___________________________/




       /-----------------------------------------------------------------------
      |[]  ________  ________  ------  ________  ________  ________  ------  __
     /     | (oo) |  |  (oo)|  |[][]|  |(oo)  |  |oo)(oo|  |(oo)  |  |[][]|  |
    |      | _\/__|  |___\/_|  |[][]|  |_\/___|  |\/__\/|  |_\/___|  |[][]|  |_
    |--------------------------|    |--------------------------------|    |----
    |                          |    |                                |    |
    +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======----

                                    Cow-st liner



                            _-_
                (__)       [   ]
                (oo)       /-_-
                 \/-------/
                  ||     |
                  ||----||
                  ~~    ~~
            (__)                     *
            (oo)
     /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________
    / |        // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
   *  ||------+   ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||
      ~~          ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||

                                                  _-_
                                                 [   ]      (__)
                                                  -_-\      (  )
                                                      \--------
                                                       |     ||
                                                       ||----||
                                                       ~~    ~~
                             Andrei Ag-cow-si




   (__)___________________________________________________________(__)
   (oo)                                                           (oo)
    \/_____________________________________________________________\/

                             Cowaxial Cable



            (__)                              (__)
           ( V V )                            (oo)
           (>O O<)                     /-------\/
           ( A A )                    / |     ||
     /-------\/                      *  ||----||
    / |     ||                          | \   | \
   *  ||----||                          V> V> V> V>
      ^^    ^^
  Tammy Fae Baker's cow            Imelda Marcos' cow



                       ++   ++
                      +||---||+
            (__)      | 1 2 3 |              (__)
            (oo)O     | 4 5 6 |              (oo)
     /-------\/o/     | 7 8 9 |       /-------\/__
    / |     |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # |      / |     |__\/  \~~~~~~~/
   *  ||----|         +-------+     *  ||----|       \_____/
      ^^    ^                          ^^    ^
       Cattle call                      Cow punch


            (__)  /                                        _
            (oo) /                                        / \
            -\/-/                                        | + |
           /\__/_|                  (___)                |___|
          /     /                   (o o)                (o o)
          |    /             /_______\ /          /-------\ /
          \ _ /             / |-,---||O          / |     ||O
           | |             *  ||    ||          *  ||,---||
           ^ ^                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
       Cow Ripken             Bullemic             Papal Bull


                 ___   ___
                 \  \  \  \
       (___)   ___\__\__\__\__
       (o o)   |  O O O O O O|
      --\ /----+-------------+-------/
      |  O                          /
       \                           /
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
             Steerage

                                             ___________________
                                   ___      (  I MOO-ON MY WAY  )
                                 _|___|_    //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
       v     v                    ( uu|    '
      / (___) \                   /\_c|
      | (o o) |                  / \ C#=}~|
       \_\ /_/                  | )   \                    (___)      _____
        | O |                   | |  o |                   (- -)     / zzz |
        |   |                   \ |  | |            /-------\ /  ---<______/
        /~~~\                    [_] o ]           / |     ||O
       /     \                   |  / \|          *  ||,---||
       ~~|~~|~                   L_/   |             ^^    ^^
         |  |                     || ||              Bulldozer
          \  \                    || ||
                                  ID ID
   Le Bullet Russe
                             Dick Tracy's Cow



     |                                  ==================================
     |                                  =                                =
     |                                  =                  _____         =
     |                                  =        ______   /     \        =
     |                                  =       /      \ |       \       =
     |                                  =      /        ||\     (__)     =
     |##        (__)  m m               =    (__)    __ || \    (oo)     =
     |   ##     (oo) / /                =    (oo)   /  \||(__)   \/      =
     |     ##   |\/ / /                 =     \/  (__)  ||(oo)           =
     |       ## |  / /  m m             =         (oo)  || \/            =
     |        ## \   \ / /              =          \/   ||               =
     |         ## \   / /               =               ||               =
     |          ## \ / /                =               ||               =
     |           ## \--                 =               ||               =
     |            ##  |                 =               ||               =
     |            ##   --*              =               ||               =
     |____________##_______________     =               ||               =
                  ##                    =               ||               =
                  ##                    =                                =
                   ##                   =           cow-cow nut          =
                    ##                  =                                =
                     ##                 =                                =
                      ##                ==================================
                       ##
                         ##
                           ##
                              ##

             Cow-sine wave


      Cow tipping:

      Step 1.              Step 2.
              (__)
              (--)
       /-------\/             O--------O_
      / |     ||             /| ::     |_)
     *  ||w---||            * O--------O
        ~~    ~~

                                                                   *
               (__)     ________                              *    *
               (oo) ====________|                         *    *
        /-------\/         /\
       / |     ||         /  \                     *
      *  ||----||        /    \
         ~~    ~~       /      \

                     A Cowsmologist


         \      / _                         /\         ` `_______ ` `
       /\/______\/                         /  \         `/_/_|_\_\ `
        |      (__)                       /(`')\       `     |(__)  `
    *---|______(^^)                 /-------\/          `    |(oo)  `
                \/                 / |     ||          `  `  J \/  `
                                  *  ||----||
        Cowt-of-order                ~~    ~~          Cow in Bergen, Norway
    (Me-cow-nical failure)           Cowloon           (Rains 300+ days a year)


                       (___)     ________
                 .____ (o o)    /        \                )
                /       \ /  --|  UGGGGH! |
              /       || O      \________/
             /      / ||
            /      /  ||
           /_____/__, ||
   *------'---------' ~~
           Sitting Bull                               Bull's Eye



                           _________________________
            (___)         / ...The President then   \
            (o o)        / had to take into serious  \
     /-------\ /    ----| consideration what implica- |
    / |     ||O          \ tions it would have for.../
   *  ||,---||            \_________________________/
      ~~    ~~
                Bull-etin from the White House.


     ________________________________________________
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
        %%      %%                      %%      %%
        ||      ||                      ||      ||
        ||      ||                      ||      ||
        ||      ||    _ (_)    \o/      ||      ||
        ||      ||  /|_|(_)     |       ||      ||
    ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____

   The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
   vicious beasts...

         _
        | \                                                       (___)
        |  \            (__)                (__)                  (~  )
   *----|---------------(oo)                (oo)                  (o o)
        |    ______     |\/          /-------$/             /-------$/
        |___/     /_____|           / | ^^  ||             / |      ||
        / / \____/    / /          * ||-----|             * ||------|
       / >           > /             ^^     ^               ^^      ^
      >               >              MacCow                   MosCow

        Stelth Cow

                      *
        vv       vv  /
        ||____M__||/
        ||       ||                      (__)
      /\||_______||                      (xx)
     (Xx)                                 \/
     (--)
                                 Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
         Dead Cow
                                                                 (__)
                                                                 (oo)
                                                                  \/
                                                                  /\
        __/---\                                                  //\\
       <__/-(__)                                                o/||\o
            (oo)                          (oo)                 //o||\\\
     /-------\/                         /--\/                 o///||o\\o
    / |     ||                         / --                       ||
   *  ||----||                           ||                       =====
      ^^    ^^
                                                         A Christmas Cow-el
   The Butcher of Baghdad             Karen Cowpenter
   (Saddam Holstein)



            (__                 (__)               (__)  |    |  (__)
            (oo)                (--)               (--)  |    |  (--)
     /-------\/          /-------\/   /o    /-------\/   |    I   \/-------\
    / |     ||          / |  L  |----< o   / |  D  |----<T    I>----|  M  | \
   *  ||----||         *  ||----|   /  o  *  ||----|     I    I     |----||  *
      ^^    ^^            ^^    ^      |     ^^    ^          |     ^    ^^
                                       |                      |
   Cow owned by
  Vincent Van Gough                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows


    \\     //
     \\( )//                                     (__)
      (o o)                   (  )              /(oo)\
       \ /                    (oo)             /  \/  \
      /   \          ##########\/             /   /\   \
      |   |         # ######## #             /   /  \   \
      \___/        *  # ###### #             |   |  |   |
     // | \\          # #    # #             |   |  |   |
    //     \\                                |___|  |___|
    "       "            Mosscow               Cowderoys
      Cow11
                                                          _____
                                                         <_____>
                (  )                                      (==) |
                (oo)              __                /------\/- *
       /---*-.---\/              (oo)              / |   | \/|
      / |* . * .||        /-------\/              *  |       |
     *  ||------||         :     ::                  |===|===|
        ~~      ~~         ::----::                   ^^   ^^
                           ^^    ^^
      Cow w/ cowpox        Boris Cowlile         Cow on Graduation day


                                          /
         /\                              /
         \/                    (__)     /                 \    |   /
         ||                    <`'>    /                    \  | /
       (_||_)                   \/    /^                _____ ___ _____
      __\||/__               #=======> |          _         /(o o) \
      | /xx\  |               (    )==/          (_)------/---\ /    \
      __\xx/__|               I____I                   |     ||
        /ww\              ,---( _  )       .           ||----||
       /|  |\            /    || \_=======||           oo    oo
       |^  ^|                 ||
       ^    ^                 ||                     heli-COW-pter
                              ==

   COW giving birth        The Ninja Cow




   *                (__)
    \               (oo)        ________(__)_
     \---------------\/        |COW-SIO (oo) |                    (_--_)
     |          0.0  |         |  _______\/  |                    /*__*\
     |---------------|         | |_________| |            *     __|(oo)|_
     |  C CE  ^  -   |         |             |             \/--(  \|==|/ )
     |  7  8  9  +   |         | C  =  /  *  |              |   \       /
     |  4  5  6  *   |         | 7  8  9  -  |              \ \  | | | |
     |  1  2  3  /   |         | 4  5  6  +  |               | |-\ /-\ /
     |     0  .  =   |         | 1  2  3     |               ^ ^  ^   ^
      |            ||          | 0     .  =  |            NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
      ||-----------||          |_____________|
      ^^           ^^
        Cow-culater              Cow-culator



                (__)       (__)       (__)      (__)
                (oo)       (oo)       (oo)      (oo)
         /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/
        / |     || / |     || /|     || /|     ||
       *  ||----||*  ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
          ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^
                     COW-comitant


            (__)             (__)             (__)           (__)
            ($$)             (&&)             (YY)           (%%)
     /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/     /-------\/
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||     / |     ||
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||    *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ..    ..       $&    #Y
      USA'$ cow        GB'& cow         JP'y cow       Bank'% cow



      _____________
     |             |
     | INDIANA  45 |
     |             |                  |
     | PURDUE   52 |                  |
     |_____________|                  |
                                ______|====\
                                \/\/\/     \\
                                 \/\/       \\
                                             \\
                                              \\
                  (__)   __                    \\
                  (oo)  /)(\                    \\
            *    / \/_/~\__/                     ||
             \  /   __/~                         ||
              \/   /                             ||
               | _/                              ||
               | |                               ||
               ~ ~                             ------
             Hoosier
               Cow


          .                  .
          .                  .                  (__)
   (___)  .           (___)  .                  (oo)
   (o o)  .           (- -)  .           /-------\/ 5+2=?
    \ /  .             \ /  .           / !     !!
     Q..                Q..            *  !!----!!
                                          ^^    ^^
  smokin' cow        waisted cow      cow who cow'nts


                           (__)         (__)
                           (00)         (  )
           /----------------\/           \/---------------\
          /  |             |              |              | \
         *   ||-----------||              |||----------|||  *
            ^^^          ^^^^             ^^^          ^^^
                              SIDE VIEWS

                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   *                            |
                  ^^^                          ^^^
               BACK VIEW                    FRONT VIEW


                                         ^        (___)
                 _- --/   - `\           ^        |*-*|
            _________/_________          ^____  _  \o/`-\
            "       /|                         \  / U   |
      (__)   `     /_| _ -                      \/\   | /
      |@@|           |                            |   //
       \/`--------.__/                            |  C/
        |         /                               \---/
        //`---\/||                                |/\ |
        ||      ||                                || ||
                                                  || ||
                                                  || ||
        Helicowpter

                                                 Cool Cow


                          (__)             (__) |
                          (oo)             ($$) |__          /---------o*o
     /---------------------\/       /-------\/---||         / |      ||
   /  |   |   |   |   |   ||       / |     |     ||        *  ||-----||
  *   ||--||--||--||--||--||      *  ||----|     --           ^^     ^^
      ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^
          Cowterpillar               Yuppie cow with      Cow that was captured
                                     mobile phone.          by head-shrinkers


         ((( ))))
       ((  (    )))                      (     )      I'm a cow, man !
      ( (     )   ) )                     ^^^^^     /
    ( ( (         ))))                    |   |   _/
   ( (           / ) ) )                   O O   /
    ( ( \\       ) ) )                    \ C / -
        ( :  // ) )                         ~
          :   :                          /     \
          :   :      O                  / |   | \
          :   :                        (  |   |  )
          :   :                         \ \___/ /
          :   :    (__)                  W/   \W
          :   :    (oo)                  /|_n_|
          :   : ----\/                  / || ||
          :   :    ::                   | () ()
          :   : ---::                   * || ||
       ------------^^                     VV VV
          Newton's Cow
         (aka Mooton)                   Bart Cow




           __
         >(__)       This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing
          (oo)       color according to the action you should take.
   /-------\/
  / |     ||         If this cow appears to be:
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^         GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
   MAGIC DESISION
   MAKING COW.       WHITE: No, unless it is raining.

                     AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal

                     GRAY:  Adjust your contrast/brightness control

                     BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.

                     BLACK (on white): Lucky git!

                     ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
                                      quickly!



                                        /~~\                 +
        ) (                             \__/                O O
        ( o)\                        ==========            o_o_o
    *    \o /                       /     {__} \           (___)
     \    \/-----\                 /      (**)  \          (___)
      \-----   || \                \       \/   /          (___)
     $ |     --||  *                \"mon      /          (   00
      ||-vv--  ~~                    \ parfum"/            \_  |
      ~~                              ========               \_o

     Pablo Picowsso               Paloma Picowasso       King Cowles II


                     ______                   ___________
                    : Oui? :                  :         :
   _______          `v-----'                  : CORNED  :
  :  Nee! :      (__)                         :  BEEF   :
  `------v'      (oo)                         :_________:
          /-------\/
         / :     ::                 An exercise found in a text book of quantum
        *  ::----::                 mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
           ^^    ^^                 of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
                                    the boundary conditions!"
         Belgian Cow


                   (__)
                   (oo)
            /-------\/
           / :     ::                      (/\)
          *  ::----::                      /oo\                 (__)
     XX======^^====^^==>>           /-----/____\                (--)
      X   US MISSILE     >>        / |     ||           /--------\/
      X   Greetings       >>>     *  ||----||          / \ |      \__
      X         George   >>          ~~    ~~         *  /__-------__|
     XX================>>                                   ~     ~
                                   Cow klux klan       Cow resting
        Irakean Cow



                            ___()
           COW ------------|   o\
                           |     )O-------------- MOO
                      -----|____/  /
                      \           /
                       \         /                               (____)
                        \       /                                \(    )
                         \     /                                 |\(    )
                          \   /                                  \ \(    )
                           \ /                                    \ \(    )
                            X                                     |\ \(    )
                           / \                                    | \ \(    )
                          /   \                                      \ \(____)
                         /     \                                      \|_o_o_|
                        /       \                                       |   |
                       /         \                                      |   |
                      /    ___()  \
                      -----|   o\  \                                 cow chip
                           |     |O-------------- ~MOO
           BULL ---------- |____/

                   Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)




                      (       )                      (       )
                       \     /                        \     /
                        \___/                          \___/
                        (o o)                          (o o)
           /-------------\o/              /-------------\o/
          / |           ||               / |           ||
         *  ||-,--------||              *  ||@\\-------||
            ||          ||                 ||  \\      ||
            ~~          ~~                 ~~          ~~
        Texas Longhorn Steer            Texas Longhorn Bull

                                __
              (__)             (  )                       (__)
              (oo)               /                        (oo)
        _______\/              /   \                _______\/
       /                     /       \             /|      |
      / |     ||           /           \          / ||    ||
     *  ||-__-||          (_____________)        *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^                                    ^^    ^^
     Pregnant Cow            Hanger              De-calf-inated



               (__)                      (__)                    iiiiIiiii
               (oo)                      (oo)                     '|o o|`
      /---------\/               ---------\/                ________\_/
     /|    |   ||              /    |    ||               / |        |
    * |__|-----||            //____\-----||              #  ||ww____||
       ||      ||           *   ||       ||                 ||      ||
                                                            ~~      ~~
        cow-boy                  cow-girl                 Happy Hannucow!
                         (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)



                          \_                                 ^
                            \                                | **~~~~~~~
                     _____)  \___                            | **~~~~~~~
                  __/            \__                    (__) | ~~~~~~~~~
                _/                  \                   (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
               /       ____     (     )                  \/  |
              /  /  __/    \__   |o o|                /(   \/|
             /| ||_/          \   \ /                  (   ) |
   ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^           /~\  |
             // /               | ||
            [][]                [][]                Patriotic Cow


                    Sha-MOO



                              /\
                             /  \
                            /    \
                            |    |
                           / *  * \
                          /  ** *  \
                         /   * **   \                **
                        /    *  *    \             **  **
   .       .       .    |            |            *      *  <--- the world
    .           .      /     ****     \           *      *
    .   .         .   /      *  *      \           **  **
      .     .  .     /       ****       \            **
        .           /        *  *        \
            .       |                    |
         .         /         ****         \
     .            /          *             \         .       .
           .     /           ****           \      .          .
                /               *            \   .        .
               /             ****             \
               |                              |    .    .  .
               |             ****             |
               |             *  *             | .       .    .
               |             ****             | .      .       .
               |             *  *             |    .       .    .
               |------------------------------|      .        .
               | (__)  (__)  (__)  (__)  (__) |   .    .
        .     /| (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo) |\
             / | /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\ | \   .     .   .
         .  /  |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=|  \     .
        . /    | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |    \  .
         / USA | ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~ |NASA \     .
        |______|  ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~  |______|       .
       .       (______________||______________)     .   .
          .    /_\                          /_\  .     .    .
               !!!                          !!!

     The herd shot 'round the world.


                                          (_ _)
                                     ___  (o o)
             (__)                  _-   -_(   )
             (++)                /-        O O
         /____O/                / |       ||
        /|   ||                *   ||-___-||
       * ||--||                    ~~     ~~
         ~~  ~~
       This cow belongs to        This cow belongs to
       Mr. Bill                   Rosanne Barr

                                                   _________(__)___
                                                  | -------------- |\
               (__)     (__)   "slurp"           /||              || \
               (oo)     (oo)                    / ||milkfat 1%    ||  \
        /-------\/       \/-------\          * *  ||______________|| /
       / |     ||  \__/  ||      | \        *     |________________|/
      *  ||----||  |  |  ||-----||  *       *          ||    ||
         ~~    ~~  |__|  ~~     ~~           *         ~~    ~~
                                              *
               cowoperation                    ----------------------
                                              / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                             / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                            ----------------------
                          (oooo)              personal cowmputer
                        oo( -0 )oo
            / ------------  \/
           /  |          |                            /|
          /   |  ----\_/ |                           / |
       > <    |||      |||                          /  |
              |||      |||                          |/ |
               ~~       ~~                           \ |
         Wendy Wellesley Cow-                    /|  //          (__)
    note the shapely figure and painted         / /\//           (oo)
    hooves---and the sexy wink reserved        | |  /     /-------\/
    for MIT men.                               |   /     / |     ||
                                               |  /     *  ||----||
                                               | /         ^^    ^^
        _____                 *                |/          breacowt!
       (_____)               /
       ( OO )_____________  /
       (/~~\)  #########  \/          |\------------\
        \O_/    * * * *   |= = = = = =|-   SCUD      )
          |    #########  |           |/------------/
          |  |__________| |
          || |         || |
          || |         || |
          ~~~~         ~~~~
                       Saddam moo-sein



                                            @
                         (__)    (__) _____/
                      /| (oo) _  (oo)/----/_____    *
            _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- *  * -
           /_________   \   00 |   00 |       /== -* * -
          [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____]     *- * -
                \__/                 \__/

                         Cow-mobile




                (())                      (())                    ||||
                (oo)                                              (oo)
          /------\/                       (OO)              /------\/
         /|      |                  /------\/              /|      |
        * ||----||                 /|      |              * ||----||
          ^^    ^^                * ||----||                ^^    ^^
                                    ^^    ^^
        Don King cow        Don King cow after           Buckwheat cow
                           getting electric shock        (Otay? Otay!)


             /\
            /  \                 (__)                      __
            (oo)                 (oo)                     (oo)
      /------\/            /-ooo--\/                /------\/
     /|      |            /|o | o |                /|      |
    * ||----||           * ||o^o ||               * ||----||
      ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

     "Conehead" cow      Anti-war cow         Sinead O'Connor Cow



         o o                       - -

          O    Moo!!!!

     ghost-cow               sleeping ghost-cow





     Cow-nty Police Officer                  Cow-nty Police Car
                                                    ___
                  [___]                        ____|___|____
                  (o o)                       /        [__] \
      /------------\-/                       /         (oo)  \
     / |    ||^    |V                       /          |\/|   \
    |  |   <**>    |                        |-----------------|
    *  -----/\------                        |    Cow-Price    |
       ||  O  O   ||                        |_________________|
       ||         ||                        \_________________/
       ||         ||                        |  |           |  |
       oo         oo                        |__|           |__|
    (With gun and Handcuffs)
                                             (it's a Cow-Price)
                                             (Classic of course)



                               \                              /
                                \                            /
           (__)                  \              (__)        /
      /\/\_(oo)                   \        /\/\_(oo)       /
    //      ==                     \     //      ==       /
   / | /\/\||                       \   / | /\/\||       /
  *  ||    ||                        \ *  ||    ||      /
     ^^    ^^                         \___^^____^^_____/
      Silly cow
    (his father was a camel)           Sillycow-valley.



         ___                 __  __                            _
        (( /\   (__)        ( /\/ \(__)              (__)     //
         \\ /\  (oo)         \ /\\/(oo)             _(oo)    //
      ,----\ /\--\/      ,----\ /\--\/        /----/ \\/    //
     ( ) ) ) // ||      ( ) ) ) // ||        / ||--  (  ) ====
      `-----//--||       `-----//--||       *  ||  \_(  ) //
           ^^   ^^            ^^   ^^          ^^    ^  ^
                   beecows                   Cownan the barbarian


            (__)                                  (__)
                (oo)                              (oo)
     /-------\/                  /-----------------\/
        / |     ||              / | /qwertyuiop   \||
   *  ||----||                 *  ||  asdfghjl;    ||
          ^^    ^^                ||   zxcvbnm,./  ||
       sliced cow                 ^^               ^^
                                    keyboard-cower


                               (  )
                               (oo)
                       /--------\/
                      / ||      ||
                     *  ||------||
                        ||      ||
             (  )       ||      ||
             (oo)       ||      ||            |       |     |       |
     /--------\/        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
    / ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
   *  ||------||        ||      ||         ||      || *  ||------||
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||  \ ||      ||
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||   \--------/\
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||           (oo)
      ^^      ^^        ^^      ^^         ^^      ^^           (  )
       high cow         very high cow      broken very high cow

                                    __                         (__)
             (__)                  (__)                        (oo)
             (\/)                  (oo)                       < vv >
      /-------\/            /-------\/____)                   /    \
     / |     ||           / |______ |     |                  /|    |\
    *  ||    ||             ||     ||      __               / |(  )| \
                        ____||_____||_____/   _______      /  ||""||\ \
       cow san                                            /___||__||_*_\
                              Ge-cow-logist                   ~~  ~~
                                                           Cownt Dracula

                      (__)                     (  )
            *       ` (OO)'                    (00)   //
             \_/-------\/ `                 ___ \/___//
               ||     ||_.  `              /---\_/---\
            %_/ ~-----\                  ------------------
                       ~                   l           l
                                           l___________l
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~          l   ll ll   l
    // // // / /  | \\  \ \   \\\          l   v   v   l
                                           -           -
        Cow on a hot tin roof              A 'cow'ntant


                                                      \ ,_________________./ /
                (__)                                 -/.__________________  -
                oo )                                      \    (__)    /   \
               _!_/_                                        \  (oo)  /
     !--!-\___/    !\                                         \.\/./
     !__!     !    !  \                                        |  |
               \___/                                   *       |  |
              /  W \                                /          |  |
              !    !                       o    / /            /  \'
              !    !                      /|\/'               |    \
                                    ______/_\_________________|______\ _____
            Cow from                                          ^      ^
         Velke Popovice Brewery                      David and Cowliath


          .
              .  .
              .  .   .    __                      __
                    .     ||______________________||
                 .    .   ||  __________________  ||
                        / || |           (__)   | ||
                  .   . / || |           (oo)   | ||
                      |  -|| |           _\/_   | ||
                  .   . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
                      (\  |\-----------------------\
                  .    (\ || \_______________________\
                         \||  |                       |
                   .      \|  | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
                           \  |     |-----------|     |       .
                    .       \ |       PETERBILT       |  .
                             \|                       |
                      .      (=========================)
                              |_||_|             |_||_|
                         .                                 \

                            .                                  \

                             Pompano Beach or bust!



                                                   ^^^
                                                 ^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************        ^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ***********************************    \                  /
    ***********************************     \                /
    ***********************************      \              /
    ***********************************       \            /
                                               \   ^(__)  /
                                                \ / (@@) /
       82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper                  \|__\/__
                                                    |  | |
                                                    |  | |
                                                    |__|-^-
                                                   /   \   \__*
                                                   |    |
                                                   ^    ^



         -----------------------------------------------
         |           U. S. Federal Prison              |
         |---------------------------------------------|
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |      |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |^ | (__) | ^|  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  | \| (00) |/ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  \__\/__/  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |-|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | /  \ \_ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |/    \| \*  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  ^      ^  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         -----------------------------------------------
         Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega




       ---------------------------------------------------------
       ---.---.---.-------.---|.--            ---------|---|----
       --.-.---.----                 (__)        -----.---.---|-
       -|---|-              __)      (++)___       -----.---|---
       ----|       ^\  ^\  (xx)    ___\//---^       -----.---|--
       -----  |      \____\_\/   /    \    \_____        ---.---
       ========= -    \_____/\  ^   .  \_/____  ^          -====
       . -     -      /        \        '     ^          .   - .
          \          /       .  ^                     -       \
           `        ^                 `                `       `
           Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu



                                (__)
                                (OO)         __
                                 \/         |__|
                               //  \        |
                              // \   \      |
                        ^^    \// \   |
                              /-------------\
      -----------------------/    Panama     \
      ----------------------/       or        \
                           /       Bust!       \
             _____________/---------------------\_____________
            /                                                 \
           /                                                   \
           \                                                   /
            \_________________________________________________/
                          M1 Abrams Cow Commander



                 (__)                             *
                 (OO)                             |
                  \/                              |
                 //  \                          -----
                // \   \                       /     \
               ^^    \// \                    /       \
                    //     \                  |       |
                 --^^------  *               /         \
                  \ ____ /                  /      /    \
                   ||||||                  |       \     |
                   ||||||                 /         \     \
                   ||||||                |          /      |
                   ||||||               /___________\_______\
                   ||||||                    /
                   ||||||                 (_/)
                __||||||||__              (@@)
                | .,....,. |               \/
                | ...,.,.. |
                ------------          Cow Bell  (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
              The Acowdemy Award

     ____________________________________________________________________
    |      ________________________________________________________      |
    |  10 )   T H E  U N I T E D  S T A T E S  O F  A M E R I C A  ( 10  |
    |   /        ...........         ____                            \   |
    |  |                           /      \         A10806726C        |  |
    |  |      1      (A)          |  (__)  |    ___ __   __    1      |  |
    |  |                          |  (oo)  |     | |_  |\ |           |  |
    |  |         A10806726C       |  _\/_  |     | |__ | \|           |  |
    |  |      1  ..........        \//;;/\/      ...........   1      |  |
    |   \        .........     _______________     ........          /   |
    |  10 )___________________/  TEN DOLLARS  \____________________( 10  |
    |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|

                             Cownterfeit


 >>>---->                                      *___                   ______
                                                   \                __|_**_|__
       >>>---->                                     \                | . . |
                                                     \ _______________\   /
                                            *  (     |    | US  CALV|  \o/
                   >>>---->                          / /\ |_________|     \-- |
                                       (            / / \ \__________\_\ ---| |
      >>>---->                        .    (    )  / /   \ \          \ \   |*|
                                           .      / /     \ \          \ \
                                          .      /* \      \*\          \*\

                     The CALVelry COWard



                                          ____
                                          |  |             .      .
        vv    vv                        __|__|__            \    /
        ||----||  *                       \00/               \__/
        ||     | /            /-----------C\/C               (oo)
       /\-------/            / |          CCCC        /-------\/
      (oo)                  /  ||_________CCCC       / |     ||
      (~~)                 *   ||         ||        *  ||----||
                               nn         nn           ^^    ^^
  Australian view of a
  North American Cow           Abraham Lincow       This cow belongs
                                                 to "My Favorite Martian"


                                 (__)                     (__)
                                 (oo)                     (oo)
          (__)             >------\/------<         >------\/------<
          (oo)                | |    | |               | |    | |
    >------\/------<          | |    | |               | |    | |
       | |    | |             | | || | |               | | || | |
       | `____' |             | `----' |               | `-OO-' |
       `--|--|--'             `--|--|--'               `--|--|--'
          |  |                   |  |                     |  |
          ^  ^                   ^  ^                     ^  ^

     "FLASHER" calf         "FLASHER" steer          "FLASHER" bull



                                   (Big Mac)
               (_____)           _____________
                \0 0/           /             \
       _________(o o)            XXXXXXXXXXXXX
     / |          U |           \_____________/
    *  | /______  _ |
       || ||    || ||

        this is a cow...      this is a cow on drugs

                      Any questions??


      .
       \---)                   (__)                                      *
       |o o)                   ====                                     /
    (---\o/--\          /-------\/                       (___)--------|/
     | |#| ) |         / |     ||                        (o o)       ||
     | |#| ) |        *  ||-||-||                      YY ( )-||--I--||
     ^ |#| ) ~           ^^ ^^ ^^                      ||--I--||-( ) ^^
       //--\                                           ||     ^^(o o)--<
      // |  \            This cow is from Mars.       /|--------(---)--<
     ||  *   |                                       /
     ^^      ~                                      *        "69"
      Cowborg



                 *          *            *
                                                 *
          *            *        (__)       *
                 *         _--_ ( oo)               *
                        _-      )\ '|
           *          /| )  _ \ \ ~~     *    *
                     / \ \--   \ \
                  *-' // /     > >
                       > >
                   /      /                      *
                 / /                      *
                         _ _ -- _ _
                        /           \                    *
             *         /      _ _ _  \
                      |      /      \|            *
                     |     |
                 *  |     |                 *               *
                    |     |
                     |     |                     *
                      |      \_ _ _ /|
                       \             /
             *          \ _ _     _ /                    *
                              ---


         "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"


                                             (__)
                   (__)                    \__\/__/
            {}\    (oo)                      l  l
          /----\----\/                       l__l
         / |    \  |\                      / l__\
        *  ||    >-+-\                    <\ /  /
           ||      |                 ())))) \    \ ))))))
           ^^      ^                /   )))) \    \))))))
                                   /          \   /    (
     bum steer                 ~~~~            \ /      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                                           Cowabunga!!

              (__)
              (~~)  V            __  (__)             (__)
      /--------\/   |           /  \ (oo)             (oo)
     * |      | ----:        /--    --\/       /-------\/  {BIG MAC}
    >--: |----|             / |      ||       / |     |---/
         |    |            *  ||-----||      *  ||----|
         ^    ^               ^^     ^^         ^^    ^
      beef jerky             cowsimodo            cownibal


                    _______\
                  -<|  CUD  \
                 /-<|_______/
            (__)//         /                      ((|))
            (oo)/                                 ($ $)
             \//                           /-------\_/ *
           /   |                          / |     ||__<i
       __ |    |                         *  ||----|
      *  \|   _|                            ^^    ^
           / |
          /  |                         New Kow on the Block
         ^   ^                        (note lighter in hoof)

     CUD missile launcher



                 ((----))
                 ((oooo))
          ///-----\\\///
        ///|||    |||
      *** ||||||---|||
          ^^^^^^    ^^^

    where milkshakes come from



   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
   |                  ___________   |                |                     |
   |            (__) ( You know, )  |  (__) ________ |       (__)   ______ |
   |            (oo) ( Kentucky  )  |  (oo)( How do )|       (oo)  (      )|
   |     /-------\/  ( cows are  )  |---\/ (  they  )|       \,,/  ( MOOF )|
   |    / |     ||   (bucktoothed)  |  || \(  talk? )|/-------\/ \ (      )|
   |   *  ||----|| \  /----------   |--||  \/------- | |     ||   \/------ |
   |      ^^    ^^  \/              |  ^^            | ||----||            |
   |                                |                | ^^    ^^            |
   ------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.--

                                Cowmic Strip





                       |  \___________________________
                       |   ___________________________
                       |  /                       /
                       |  |                      /
                       |  |                     /
                       |  |            (__)    /
                       |  |            (oo)   /
                       |  |            _\/_  /
                       |  |           /   ==%
                       |  |          /   ==%
                       |  |     *---<_  / /
                       |  |          / /
                       |  |         / /
                       |  |        ~ ~
                       |  |
                       |  |       Moowgli
                       |  |
                      /    \


        (__)             .      . .  .               (---)
        \oo/             .   . ..   .        (-------(----)----(   )      *
        /;;\               .  .  . (__)      (       (    )   )(x x)_____/
    \__|    |__/         .  .  .   (oo)      \ OO---------OO-/   O \_/\/\/
       |%%%%|              //-------\/       OOOOOO     OOOOOO     /     \
       ~    ~             // | U M  ||       OOOOOO     OOOOOO     .      .
      ~      ~           **  ||----||
      grandcow is            ^^    ^^        Argyle cow about to be hit by
       sitting            Go Blue Cow        an armored personnel carrier


     (__
     (o    ======]
    -------   )
    |     || __0                    \\\||||///
    |     || () _____              = 00000000 =    <----- radioactive waste

  Cow after biology major           Cow after Physics Major
   is finished with it               is finished with it

                                                               |    |
                                                               |    |
                                                           (__)|    |
             (__)                     (__)                 (@@)|    |
             (oo)                     (oo)                 |\/-===< |
      /-------\/           *____-------\/                  |   |    |
     / |     ||                //     //                   |   |    |
    *  ||----||             >='/-----//                  /\|___===< |
     __^^____^^__/         ___^_____^^__/       __oo____*o__.  |    |
       oo    oo              oo     oo                       `////\\\\

  Cow on skate-board      Cow at running        Cow without skate-board
                           (watch out!)



                      /\__  Sheeping sleep
           @@@@@@@@@@@  - \     ..er,I mean
         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/    Sleeping sheep
        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
      @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@                                      /\_____
                                                             /   O   \
                                                            /         \
                                                  @@@@@@@@@@          /
                                  Concieted     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/
                                    sheep.     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                               @ @@@@@@@@@@@
            ___                                   ||     ||
           /   |                                  ~~     ~~
          / -  \
          \     @@
          @@@@@@@@@
        @@@@@@@@@@______#
       @@@@@@@@@@_______#      /\___
      @@@@@@@@@@@@   @@@@@@@@@@  @  \      Had to put this one in,
      @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/           really,didn't I?
       @@@@@@@@@@=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   __
        @@@@@@@\ \  @@@@@@@@@@@     ||
          @    / /   ||     ||      ||
               ~~~   ~~     ~~      ||
                                    ||    __
                                    |\\   ||
                                    ||\\  ||
                                    || \\ ||
                          /\__      ||  \\||
                @@@@@@@@@@  O \     ||___\||________________________
              @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/     ||\   ||                 .  ....\
              @@@@@@@@@@@@@         || \  ||              .    . . . \
                @@@@@@@@@           ||  \ ||                  .   .   \
           (     >>     >>          ||   \||            .       .   .  \
                 ~~    ~~             \   ||       _______________      \
        (                              \  ||______ |  HIGH JUMP  |_______\
                                        \ |||      \_____________/       |
      (         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@          \|||            ||              |
                                          |||____________||______________|
                                                         ||
           WOOLY JUMPER.                                 ||
                                                         ||
                                                         ~~
            ___
           /   |
          / -  \
          \     @@
          @@@@@@@@@
        @@@@@@@@@@______#  (_____)
       @@@@@@@@@@_______#  ( @ @ )
      @@@@@@@@@@@@ ---------\   /
      @@@@@@@@@@@@|          \O/  Sheep performing an act of buggery
       @@@@@@@@@@=|          |                        on a cow.
        @@@@@@@\ \|---------||
          @    / /||        ||
               ~~~~~        ~~



                The starsheep enterprise....


                                                          (\___/)
                                                          ( O O )
                                             /@@\          \   /
   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@            _________
             @@@                 @@@@@@@@                       _____/
              @@@               @@@@@@                       __/    .   .
          @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                        _/  .
          @@@@@SHP-1701@@@@@@@@@@@-(                     _/ .     .
           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                          / .    .      .
                                                      _/.
                                                     /.     .
                                                    /.  .             .
                                                   /          .
                                                  /. .  .
                                                 / .        .


                  (\   /)
                  ( \_/ )                             (\_/)
         @@@@@@@@@@|~ ~|                    @@@@@@@@@@|===|
       @@@@@@@@@@@@\O O/                  @@@@@@@@@@@@\___/
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\o/
      @ @@@@@@@@@@@                      @ @@@@@@@@@@
          ||     ||                          ||   ||
          ~~     ~~                          ~~   ~~
          VULCAN SHEEP.                       ROBOSHEEP



                   ~~          ~~
                   ||          ||
                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    DEAD SHEEP.
                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___
                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@     \
                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/
                                   \/

                                  ___________________
       ______________            |         ||        |
       |  ZORBA'S   |            |         ||        |
       |Greek       |            | #####________#### |
       | Takeaway.. |            | ####|    . ..|### |_               (((())))
#############################    | #####|  . ..|#### |\\              (      )
                                 | #####|  . ..|#### | \\             ( O  O )
                                 |      |    ..|     |  \\          ___\ __ /__
                                 | ######|  ..|##### |   \\        /    \__/
                                 | ######|  ..|##### |    \\      /
                                 | ######\____/##### |     \\    / /|
                                 | ####### || ###### |      \\  / / | ZORBA'S
                                 |      '  || '      |       @@/ /  |
                                 |         || '      |       <@@/   |
                                 |\_________________/|         @@   |__________
                              ######################################|**********
                               |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|****
                               |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|****
_______________________________________________________________________________
_______________________________________________________________________________
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
          DEAD SHEEP IN A MORE FAMILIAR FORM.




##############################################################################
##############################################################################
____________________________/                     ____ ____   ____    ____
  ||   ||   ||   ||   ||                          |  | |  |  |~~~~|   |  |
 /__\ /__\ (__) (__) (__)                         |  | |~~|  |    |   |~~|
                                                  \~~/ \  /   \  /    \  /
                                                   ||   ||     ||      ||
                                  (\___/)       ______________________________
                                  (O   O)
                                 @@\   /@@
                               @@@@@\_/@@@@@
                              /@@@@@@@@@@@@@\        @@ ##   @@
              @@@@  ___/     / /@@@@@@@@@@@\ \       @@ ##  _||_    @@@@
             C|  |  \ //    / / @@@@@@@@@@@ \ \      || || / LA \   |  |)
              \__/   ||   @@@/  @@@@@@@@@@@  \@@@    || || |    |   |__|
###############################################################################
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|||||||||||||||||||||||||||| U N I O N   B A A ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

                    BAA - TENDER.



                              /\____
                             /  O   \
                         @@@@@@@@___/
                        @@@@@@@@@@         /  (
                       @@@@@@@@@@======@--/---)_/)
                       @@@@@@@@@@@       O  |    |
                       @@@@@@@@@@@         @@@@@@@@
                       @@@@@@@@@@@       #############
        BAA - BER.      @@@@@@@@@       ###############
                          ||  ||        ###############
                          ~~  ~~        ###############
                       ##########        #############
                       #        #          |\     /|
                       #        #          ||\   /||
                       #        #          ~~ | | ~~
       ________________#________#_____________|_|______________________




                                        BAA - RT SIMPSON.
                           |\/\/\/\/|
                           |        |
                           | O    O |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                            \      /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                             \ __ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                              \__/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @
                                    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   @
                                      | |             | |
                                      | |             | |
                                     ~~~~            ~~~~




                  (\___/)
       @@@@@@@@@@@| O  O|
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\     /
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                    __________________________
                   /  (\__/)    ===           \
             ___  /   |O  O|                   \  ___
            |___|/___@@\__/@@___________________\|___|          .
                /________________________________\                .
                ||      \=======*=======/       ||             .    .
                ##################################           ...
 .... . .  ..   \____________|BAA 1|_____________/         . ....
     . . . ..   ####         -------          ####     ... .   . .
        . ..... ####                          ####  .. ... .. .



     ___         v             v v              ___           ___
    <*,*>      <*,*>          <*,*>            <`,'>         <*,*>
    [`-']      [`-']          [`-']            [`-']        =^`-'^=
    -"-"-      -"-"-          -"-"-            -"-"-          " "
     owl      punk owl   owl with antlers   chinese owl   flying owl

    ___          ___           ___            ___          ___
   <+,+>        <@,@>         <*,*>          <-,->        <$,$>
   [`-']        [`-']         [`-']          [`-']        [`-']
   -"-"-        -"-"-         -"---          -"-"-        -"-"-
 drunk owl   owl junkie   one legged owl   shrewd owl   greedy owl
            _
   ___           ___               _|||_             /_\
  <#,#>         <o-o>              <*,*>            <*,*>
  [`-']         [`-']              [`-']            [`-']
  -"-"-         -"-"-              -"-"-            -"-"-
 T-V owl   owl with glasses   owl with top-hat   owl with fez

      ___             ___         _____   _
     <*,*>           <*,*>       /o    \_/ |      * *
     [`-//           [`o']      [       _  |                "owl"
     -"-"-           -"-"-       `-----' `-'
 owl with sling   medalion owl   surreal owl   owl in cave   owl

      ___              ___
     <*,->            <*,*>
     [`-']            [`S']
     -"-"-            -"-"-
 confidential owl   super owl


         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.



         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
   ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)

American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
*  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
Arriving at RIT     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                      psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms



          [5m(__)                      [7m(__) [0m                    [7m [5m
  [0m
          [5m(oo)                      [7m(oo) [0m                    [7m [5m
  [0m
   [5m/-------\/                [7m/-------\/ [0m              [7m [5m
  [0m
  [5m/ |     ||                [7m/ |     || [0m              [7m [5m
  [0m
 [5m*  ||----||               [7m*  ||----|| [0m             [7m [5m
  [0m
    [5m^^    ^^                  [7m^^    ^^ [0m                [7m [5m
  [0m

Cow within 100 miles     Cow within 10 miles       Cow within 1 mile
    of Chernobull           of Chernobull            of Chernobull






                    (____)             (____)                           (____)
                    (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
         /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
        / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
       /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
      *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
          /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
     This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
      to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                           legs or eight



 . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards!

           (__)
           (oo)      (_)
    /-------\/        V
   / |     ||        /G\
  *  ||----||     ___[B]___
     ^^    ^^     |       |


                             \
           (__)                (___)
           (oo)      (_)       (O O)
    /-------\/        V         \ /---------\
   / |     ||        /G\         O ||      | \
  *  ||----||     ___[B]___        ||-----||  *
     ^^    ^^     |       |        ^^     ^^







..and with its onboard floating point
and dual I and D cache buffers, the
CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any
micro in its class.                             QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!!
    \                                                   \
     \                                                   \
      (__)          (__)                                 (__)
      (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo)
       \/            \/                                   \/
     /----\        /----\                               /----\
    /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\
   ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^
     |    |        |    | |C|                           |    |
     /----\        /----\ +-+                           /----\
    /    \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \
   ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^










              MOO                  Oh, how boring it must
              /                    be to be a cow.
           (__)      (__)                 \                   (__)
           (oo)      (oo)                  _______            (oo)
    /-------\/        \/-------\          //  ||\ \            \/-------\
   / |     ||          ||     | \   _____//___||_\ \___         ||     | \
  *  ||----||          ||----||  *  )  _          _    \        ||----||  *
     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^     |_/ \________/ \___|        ^^    ^^
______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________









..So explain to me again how
they were able to acheive
zero wait states...
                 \                           It's party time!
                  \                                    \
      (__)          (__)                                 (__)
      (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo)
       \/            \/                                   \/
     /----\        /----\                               /----\
    /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\
   ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^
     |    |        |    | |C|                      [BUD]|    |[BUD]
     /----\        /----\ +-+                      [SIX]/----\[SIX]
    /    \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \
   ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^










         (__)                     (__)                    __)
         (oo)                     (oo)                     o)
  /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |  O  ||               * ||----||
*  ||----||                 ||    ||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives
(W)hole Milk.             Low-Fat Milk.            2% Milk.



         (__)
         (dd)                                          .
  /-------\/
 / |     ||                         U                      .
*  ||----||                     /---V                         .
   ^^    ^^                    * |--|                  .
Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives (gave)
Vitamin D Milk.           Condensed Milk.          Evaporated Milk.


Warning:  Two of the last three are crude.



                               (__)
                             __(oo)
         (__)               /   \/  (__)                        (___)
         milk              /   \\   (oo)                        (O O)
  /-------\/              /|  /-^^---\/                 /--------\ /
 / |     ||              / | /|     ||                 / |      ||O
*  ||----||             *  || ||----||                *  ||@\---||
   ^^    ^^                ^^ ^^    ^^                   ^^     ^^
Cow that gives             Cows that give             Cow that gives
Pasteurized Milk.          Homogenized Milk.          Cream.




Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification:


             (__)              (__)            (__)          (__)
             (oo)              (oo)            (oo)          (oo)
  /-----------\/      /---------\/      /-------\/      /-----\/
 / |         ||      / |       ||      / |     ||      / |   ||            U
*  ||--------||     *  ||------||     *  ||----||     *  ||--||        /---V
   OO        OO        OO      OO        OO    OO        OO  OO       * O--O

  Full-Size Cow       Mid-Size Cow    Compact Cow    Sub-Compact Cow    Yugo



These are some of the various models offered:


   __   (__)       ______  (__)               (__)             (__)
  /  \  (oo)      /      \ (oo)               (oo)          \  (oo)
 /    ---\/      *        --\/     /|      |---\/      @     ---\/
* |     ||       |         ||     * |______|  ||      /|       ||          U
  ||----||       ||--------||       ||--------||     * ||------||      /---V
  OO    OO       OO        OO       OO        OO       OO      OO     * O--O

Hatch-Back      Station Wagon      Pick-up Truck     Convertable   Roller Skate



Although some people like to customize their cows:


         (__)                                               \
         (oo)                                                \
  /-------\/                                  (__)            \__)
 / |     ||        /---_  (__)                (oo)            (oo)
*  ||----||       / |   -_(oo)     /-----------\[]    /--------\/
  OOO    OOO     *  ||-_  |\/     / |         |[]    /|=======||     *    U
 O   O  O   O       ||  -_||     *  ||--------||    * ||------||(     \---V
  OOO    OOO        OO    OO        OO        OO      @@      @@       O--O

Beach-comber's    A Low-Rider   Chevy Impala      Aluminum alloy      Yugo with
    Deluxe                     with Fuzzy Dice   rims, fog lamps,       rear
                                                  cb radio, and        spoiler
                                               custom pin-striping



Then there are the luxury cows:


                                               (__)
                                               (oo)
  /---------------------------------------------\/
 / |                                           ||                 U
*  ||------------------------------------------||           /-----V
   OO                                          OO          * O----O

                      Stretch Limo                         Yugo Limo



And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry:


     /------------------------------------------
    / |                                        |
   /  |      Upstate Milk Cooperatives         | (_____)
  /   |                                        | ( O O )
 /    |                                        |  \   /
*     |________________________________________|___\ /
         OO  OO                         OO  OO      O         . .__.,,

                    The Eighteen Hoofer                    Yugo after being
                                                      run over by the 18 hoofer


Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies.
Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his
comfortable silk bathrobes.

        \    /                       \    /
         \__/               (___)     \__/
         (oo)               (o o)     (oo)
  /-------\/        /---+----\ /       \/-------\
 / |     ||        / |  |   ||O         ||     | \
*  ||----||       *  ||-+---||          ||----||  *
   ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^          ^^    ^^


Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next
issues centerfold posing in front of the camera.

         (__) O
         (o[o]|                       *     (__)
  /-------\/ v                       /      (oo)v
 / |     ||_/                        \-------\/ \
*  ||----|                     v____/      /   \/
   ^^    ^                      v___\____v/___/

Probably an RIT               Is this one beautiful
photo graduate                   bovine, or what?


                        (_   _)
          (__)          (o   o)
          (oo)           \   /-------\
   /-------\/                ||     | \
  * ||----||                 ||----||  *
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Strawberry Shortcake    Banana Split

         (__)          (__)        *
         (oo)          (oo)       /
  /-------\/            \/-------/
 / |     ||              ||     | o
*  ||----||              ||----||   ooo
   ::    ::              ^^    ^^  oooooo
Your team skates      Like a pile of . . .

(__)                          (__)
(oo)                          (oo)
 \/-------\            /-------\/
  \\     \ \          / /     //
   \\----\\ *        * //----//
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
Shift to the left    Shift to the right

    (__)
    (oo)
  /--\/--\               (__)
 / |    | \              (oo)
^  |    |  ^           ---\/----<
   /----\              | \-+-<
  /   \  \             |   |
 ^     *  ^         *__|__-+-<-<
Stand up            Sit down

          (__)  *       (__)(__)
          (xx)   \      (@@)(oo)
   /-------\/ >---\------\/  \/-------\
  / |     ||      |     ||>---|     || \
 *  ||----||      |-----||     |----||  *
    ^^    ^^      ^     ^^     ^    ^^
Fight, fight, fight!

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